Enter the world of Kindle cover disasterpieces, where dinosaur romancing is 100% a thing and has been written on widely. The covers come from a Tumblr user who scours Amazon for struggle-writers whose visuals are likely better than the stories themselves.
The plot of one book is actually described as:
“Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship into something much, much more sensual.” Quipping that “It’s not gay if it’s a man and a dinosaur, is it?”
Other subjects that should never be dealt with but have, include whether god is talking to you through your cat, senior sex parties, and a cheesy puff who comes to life as a pimp. While the covers are definitely safe for work, you’re still gonna feel like you should be viewing them in an incognito window.