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Chris Brown isn’t exactly a bastion of self control or refined taste. From his questionable graffiti technique to horrific, violent acts that don’t warrant repeating in a lighthearted article, the guy doesn’t seem to understand ‘enough is enough’ or ‘just don’t do that ever’. It probably isn’t surprising then that his opinion on a disease that has killed almost 5000 this year is far from palatable.

Yeah, Chris ‘just stop, bruh’ Brown has finally expressed the ebola opinion we were all waiting on and, unsurprisingly, it’s the kind of tinfoil hat conspiracy shit that was destined to enrage the twittersphere from the very start.

Breezy’s rapier wit and envelope-pushing topic choices really inspired me. If he has access to this kind of freeform conspiratorial brainstorming, why don’t we see it in his albums? I’ve gone back over some of his recent releases (X, F.A.M.E, Fine China) and retitled them to make them more appropriate for Chris Brown’s /r/trueatheism worthy thought processes.

He quickly followed the tweet up by impersonating a “little Asian girl” instructing haters to give him a rigorous ass licking and some more guff talk about his black ass, ensuring that absolutely no one would be on board with his point of view. (incidentally, that kind of activity seems like a really effective way of contracting the ebola virus)

Good job on maintaining the stage persona of a terrible person, Chris. Super convincing.

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