Reports from Northern Territory Police are saying that a man faces a $5200 fine for jumping into the Darwin Harbour from a cruise boat over the weekend. The man was on the sunset cruise, apparently, on a first date, when the incident occurred.
It’s not clear whether the date had anything to do with it, but witnesses say the man looked “like he had too much to drink.” Either way, it isn’t unusual for crocs, jellyfish and other #STRAYA-type creatures to frequent those waterways so it sounds like a pretty stupid (or desperate) move to make. No word, either, from his date at the time… or whether they’ll be going out for round two.
So apparently people in Sydney don’t like living in Sydney
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