Its pretty common knowledge that USA is home of the most fucked up food hybrids and inventions. Bacon chocolate, Baconnaise, super-sized meals: the list goes on and on..

But even by America’s standards, some things are just too far. The Texas Rangers decided to celebrate their qualification for the playoffs by doing what they do best, releasing some new items to their game day menu, guaranteed to give you diabetes by even looking at them. These items include the ‘Elvis Jabberdog Brownie’; a brownie that’s rolled in Rice Krispie treats, dipped in funnel cake batter and fried. Also on the menu is ‘The 1-pound Top-n-Go Cheetos’; a family-size bag of Cheetos, cut open on its side and filled with cheese, meat, sour cream and jalapeños. However, what must be the trophy piece of the Rangers menu is the ‘Sweet Spot Cotton Candy Dog’. This genius creation [cough cough] “features a hot dog drowned in cotton candy-infused mustard and cotton candy.”

While we will be sure to give these items a miss, you can stare in awe/disgust at these new menu items in the photo gallery.

Luke Karakas

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