As if Game of Thrones didn’t exhibit sufficient gratuitous sex scenes, hardcore mythical nudity and a solid 10 out 10 episodes containing sex scenes in Season One; now there are two duelling Thrones porno spoofs. Season three of the hit HBO program contained a notable influx of male backsides and even a few flashes of steamy (pause) male full-frontal along with Jon Snow finally losing his v-card, which we’re hoping to see recreated in the porn version.

Lee Roy Myers is the man responsible for the Buffy-inspired lesbian vampire threesome movie and award-winning XXX version of the Big Lebowski. According to The Observer, Myers says he’s torn between three titles: Game of Bones, Game of Moans or Game of Thongs.

Hustler won’t be beaten on the old X-Rated parody and have announced that they are currently working on “This Ain’t Game of Thrones XXX” stating, “This parody of the popular HBO series spoofs the politics, sex and struggles of Seven Kingdoms in the way only HUSTLER can do it. In this feature, parodies of your favorite characters get it on in ways you can only imagine.”

Zoe Annabel