I don’t know about you, but sometimes I sit and brainstorm mischievous ways to get revenge on people who have burned me in the past. Admittedly, it sounds a little psychotic, but I’m not alone. Remember that Reddit post where a man claimed that his ex-girlfriend would spoil every Game of Thrones episode every single week for him? The comments have been disabled and deleted so we’ll never know if it was genuine or a hoax, but here’s a screen grab in case you missed it.
The point of all this? Now you too can inflict the same sweet revenge on one (or however many shitty people) in your life with the new app, Spoiled. For a once off payment of $0.99 USD per season, you can enter your victim’s number on Spoiled, to subscribe them to anonymous text spoilers before each new episode of Game of Thrones airs. It’s so perfectly simple and evil, I can’t believe I never thought of it. The beauty of it is that you won’t have to do any of the dirty work and your victim will never know where or who the texts have come from.
To keep up to date with all the lives ruined thanks to this genius app, follow Spoiled on Twitter, I know I will, (only after I’m up to date with the latest episode of course). Thanks Spoiled, my problems have all been solved, I can rest easy tonight.
- Words: Monique Buccheri