If you’re one of those passengers who blabs on about anything and airs their dirty laundry in an Uber, I’m pretty sure you’ll think twice (if you’re sober, at least) after reading this Reddit thread about confessions from Uber drivers. The thread reads like a badass episode of the soap opera, Bold and the Beautiful, with infidelity, make out sessions, arguments, love triangles, intoxication (duh), generous tips, and a whole lot of weed. It’s, unsurprisingly, a pretty long read, so we’ve compiled a list of 8 of the juiciest confessions. But, as a PSA to yourself, you should definitely flag the whole thread for later reading.

• Words: Monique Buccheri