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Don’t get your hopes up fellow Australians, they’re not coming here.

Rather, they’re all headlining Wireless Festival, aka another one of those UK festival gems that gives those fancy-accented folk across the pond another reason to be smug and yet another bragging right over ‘Straya. The three-day event takes place over July 4-6 across two venues, London’s Finsbury Park and Perry Park in Birmingham, and boasts a FOMO-inducing lineup they no doubt made purely to piss us off/symbolically spit in our faces. The 2014 bill features¬†Kanye, Drake, OutKast, Pharrell, Wiz Khalifa, Earl Sweatshirt, Chance The Rapper, Azealia Banks, Iggy Azalea, A$AP Ferg, and plenty more that I simply refuse to type out because I’m getting increasingly bitter.

Take a look at the full lineup below, think about how plurnt you would get and then suppress your emotions when you remember the price of international flights. Unrelated Google search: do Qantas accept payment in kidneys?

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Head to the official website to get tickets if you’re the real deal and not one of those plebs on Facebook who claim they’re going to Glastonbury/Coachella/Tomorrowland every year but mysteriously never produce the pics.

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