Do you get tongue-tied when it comes to sweet talk? Is your go-to pickup line still that one you learnt in the fifth grade about an angel falling from heaven? Cheer up kid – the romance struggle is real, but this Valentine’s Day it doesn’t have to be.
North Carolina artist Taylor Hamilton has created a series of rapper greeting cards so smooth they might even get you a date on February 14th that doesn’t involve you alone in bed crying into a box of pizza. The handmade cards match cartoony illustrations of rappers with an appropriate one-liner, like Tyler, The Creator and “Our future is bright”, or RiFF RAFF saying “You’re mad decent.” All the cards are a measly $5.75 and can be purchased over at TayHam’s Etsy shop.
Now, repeat after me: I won’t be like Drake this Valentine’s Day.
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