Ok, ok I get it, Beyoncé is a force of nature. Her super-human ability to deflect shade was enough to convince me that something strange was at play, this video only confirms my suspicions. If you are wondering how people come up with ideas like this parody, I don’t know what to tell you, but I suggest you instead turn your attention to considering how she managed to drop a SURPRISE ALBUM that no-one saw coming and still sold 1 MILLION copies within like a week. I’m sure you’ll agree that the ‘Beyzilla theory’ compiled by this preeminent scholar is the only possible explanation. But enough time spent, hit play.