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Thanks to Vermont Novelty Toaster Corp you can now toast your selfie onto a piece of bread. Originally selling logo toasters with peace signs and pot leaves, new technological developments have led to the invention of customised toasters that can print your face onto bread. Starting with a digital image of yourself, which you then upload on the companies website, Vermont Novelty Toasters then edit the image in Photoshop and use a CNC plasma cutter to create a template of your face. After the template has been made, it is then polished and fixed inside the toaster. Once the toaster is plugged in and heated your selfie emblazoned toast is good to go.

For just $75 you can smear Vegemite across your own ugly mug every morning, and devour yourself.
Make the investment to get the most out of your toast!

Campbell Ferguson