Multi-tasking is the stuff of our generation. We listen to music while we study. We Facebook our tweets. We have sex in the shower. And now, another one to add to the extensive list of things we should probably separate for the sake of our personal safety and/or comfort: Doritos and Mountain Dew. Or, as PepsiCo is dubbing it, “Dewitos”.
“We are always testing out new flavours of Mountain Dew, and giving our fans a voice in helping decide on the next new product has always been important to us,” a representative from PepsiCo stated. “We opened up the DEW flavour vault, and gave students a chance to try this Doritos-inspired flavour as part of a small program at colleges and universities.”
But maybe it’s actually better than you think. A Reddit user who tasted it at Kent State University said that it “honestly wasn’t that disgusting”. You heard it here first, it wasn’t that disgusting. This doesn’t fill me with confidence. He continues to describe the drink as “like orange, with a Doritos aftertaste. It tasted like straight Doritos afterwards, though. Weirdest thing I’ve ever drank… like if you shoved a handful of Doritos in your mouth and chugged some Dew at the same time.”
Look… I love Doritos. I love Mountain Dew. But you wouldn’t put your mistress and your wife in the same room, would you?
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