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I was once sitting at a bar when a couple of guys came up to me and asked me if I wanted to play “drunk or kid”. The rules are pretty simple, one person tells a ridiculous story and then the others have to decide whether they were drunk or a kid. For example, I once got locked out on top of my friend’s garage, butt naked, in front of a whole bunch of tradies. Drunk or kid?

I feel like when I’m reading these jokes, I’m playing a very close game of “stoned or kid”. Hint: they’re all kid. 10 guy has nothing on these kids.

(N.B. some of these jokes are real thinkers.)

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