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When you rolled out for brunch last weekend and your baked eggs with chorizo were watery and covered in salty AF migas, you only had to jump on Urbanspoon to dish out your revenge. They don’t have Urbanspoon in prison (yet), so when an inmate thought that chef Matthew Horner put too much tomato on his chicken parmigiana, his only option was to tell him. And, his face doesn’t thank him for it. After an altercation with the cook, he was taken to hospital by prison guards to be treated for two broken eye sockets.

The incident happened in 2011, but Horner was only just sentenced by┬áthe Bunbury Magistrate’s Court to seven months extra jail time. Hopefully, Mr. Broken Eye Sockets is now free and enjoying appropriately garnished chicken.


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