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Typing on lasers. That shit is so sci-fi that it’s the ultimate power move. You know how when you’ve had a big night out and the only thing you can handle is going to your nearest chain coffee store and ordering a litre of shitty espresso, because you can’t go to the good cafe in case you run into someone you know who might clearly and accurately see the content of your character? The problem with that is that there’s always that one dude typing obnoxiously on a macbook like he’s playing ‘Flight of the Bumblebee or some shit. Imagine calmly sitting beside that guy, whipping out your mobile and your Alfred Dunhill Laser Keyboard and just typing SILENTLY ON TO THE TABLE like a hungover Tom Cruise in ‘Minority Report’. Unfuckwithable.