Weekly updates:

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Weekly updates

A booty inventory, in order of appearance:

• Jungle-based booty.
• Booty that facilitates a shot of Beats by Dre Pill speakers.
• Choreographed chair dancing booty.
• Treetop gym booty.
• Treetop kitchen booty.
• Booty in front of a giant Myx moscato sign.
• Drake-based booty.

Oh yeah, and there’s a Sir Mix-a-Lot–flipping track in there somewhere, if you can find it buried under a mountain of bootycentric thinkpieces and Instagram thirst.